Did you know Workers Compensation covers cat-related injuries? We usually don't mean to hurt anybody, but claws happen sometimes.
Isn't that the guy from Nirvana in the comments?
Thanks to my reporter friend Rachel for the link.
I am Bob. I live in Olympia, state capital of Washington. I visit friends and like cantaloupe. Reporters feed me and let me nap on their coats. e-mail Bob at firstname.lastname@example.org